Over the past few weeks I’ve had the luxury of realizing what it’s like to lose your mind…aka…have a newborn in your house. Here are just a few of the silly, ridiculous, embarrasing things I have done in the days since bringing our baby boy home. Welcome to my life as of late.
“You know you’re a mom of a newborn when…
you almost walk out of the house without shoes on.”
you are so out of it you put body wash in your hair while in the shower.”
you get excited when help (daddy) arrives home, because you realize you can actually take a shower.”
you almost fall asleep standing up.”
the diaper bag becomes your purse.”
you go to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night.”
you cry at least once a day (silly hormones!).”
you’ve become a pro at doing things one-handed.”
you’re pretty sure you couldn’t pass a field sobriety test/walk a straight line, not because of alcohol consumption, but due to extreme exhaustion.”
you get excited when the mail comes, because it means you get to leave the house for two minutes (because when there’s a polar vortex every other day, you don’t get out much!
love just took on a whole new meaning to you!”